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Friday, May 22nd, 2015 03:22 pm
Подруга красивая прислала вчера.
Про серию анекдотов про Шерлока Холмса и доктора Ватсона ни она, ни Island People не знают.

An illiterate Jamaican father and his educated son with a PhD in Astrology went on a camping trip in Negril. They set up their tent and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the Father wakes his son and asks: "Look up to de sky & tell me what yuh see?"

Son: "I see millions of stars".

Father: "What does that tell yuh, Son?"

Son: "Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and planets in our Solar System".

Father remains silent for a moment then says: "NO IDIOT, somebody teef de tent!"

А я поехал в Орландо на карнавал! :-P
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Saturday, May 23rd, 2015 09:21 am (UTC)
НичОго страшнОго. Он недорогой, новый куплять.